Samantha Howell

call 512-834-1122 for a good time.

“Are you scared? Or are you not ready? There is a difference.”

– Unique Quietness (via psych-facts)

Zodiac at Their Worst

mermaidastrology:

Aries - Bossy ass bitches

Taurus - Boring couch potato

Gemini - Lying gossip

Cancer - Whiny troublemaker

Leo - Self obsessed asshole

Virgo - Hypocritical bitch

Libra - Two faced manipulator

Scorpio - Raging psychopath

Sagittarius - Self-righteous asshole

Capricorn - Social climbing backstabber

Aquarius - Unemotional God complex

Pisces - Manipulative drug addict 

zubat:

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

An angel, honestly.

zubat:

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

An angel, honestly.

haaytiffany:

mapletheleonberger:

…what have I done?

OMGZ

tayloroo:

This teeny tiny Grohl is clearly blessing your spooky holiday. Enjoy.

tayloroo:

This teeny tiny Grohl is clearly blessing your spooky holiday. Enjoy.

do this for meeeeee <3

do this for meeeeee <3